“Dress me like one of your French girls.” “But horizontal stripes will make you look fat…”

Kate Winslet will be getting her mean girl on for Divergent

The bitch.

…is what Richard Branson’s lawyers told us to write

Literally.

After seven years of marriage, actress Kate Winslet and director Sam Mendes have announced that their marriage is over. Sad times for all of us who wanted to believe in the celeb relationship, great news for all of us bitter about other people being married to Kate Winslet.

John C Reilly, Jodie Foster, Kate Winslet and Christoph Waltz. Whew.

With….KATE WINSLET!! We are now her official desk-bound cheerleaders.

Set in the 1950s, Revolutionary Road centres on the relationship between Alice (Kate Winslet) and Frank Wheeler (Leo DiCaprio); a married couple in their late twenties. Seen as the shining example of wedded bliss by their friends and neighbours living on Revolutionary Road, they have two children, a secure future and a beautiful home. But beneth their flawless exterior both Alice and Frank feel as though their lives are being wasted. Revolutionary Road is a poignant, heartbreaking and piercing look into what makes up a relationship, and how it is that deep love can turn to hatred.

The Secret Life of Walter Mitty, Ben Stiller’s latest film as both an actor and director, hits cinemas on Boxing Day. We loved it, and we suspect you will too, so we’re giving five lucky readers a chance to get into the Mitty mood with a grab bag of official goodies!