Haven’t we learnt our lesson about Terry Gilliam and circuses?

The stars are piling up for this adaptation.

What the heck does Laggies even mean?

Will you be taking Carrie to the prom?

Spoiler alert.

It’s nice to see young girls carrying guns again.

Another day, another remake…

The cult of Burton lures another willing victim…

Good decisions all round. Just about.

Good luck outacting a fifteen-year-old, Rupe.