In related news, Rupert Sanders is still sleeping in the dog house
Rupert Sanders gives us an exceedingly grim Grimm universe in this LOTR-inspired fairytale; his sweeping landscapes and sumptuous visuals almost making up for the fact that his source material never comes close to the richness of Tolkien. The tale may be problematic and the characters laughably thin, but there’s no denying that this directorial debut almost wins you over with blazing ambition alone.
Kristen Stewart looks pale. Charlize Theron looks evil. You get the idea…
HAMMER (not Armie. That’s the other one)
Don’t worry, Kristen Stewart doesn’t say anything in it.
Skin white as snow, lips red as blood, eye black as a black eye (which is to say purple)…
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