“Hi Arnold, I’m Jai.” “Ja.” “No, Jai.”

DON’T DO A CHRISTIAN BALE, Jase, nobody needs that.

What is best in life? To crush your enemies! To see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of their women! Also, Kindergarten Cop.

He’ll be back. Rather soon, in fact…

It’s confirmed: HE’LL BE BACK.

Annapurna Pictures and Skydance form an unholy alliance to bring Skynet back online

He’ll be back. And there might be tits.

Plans have been announced to turn The Terminator Franchise into a computer generated cartoon. Yes you did read that right.

Saw franchise distributors Lionsgate have hit the lead in the Terminator auction. Their whopping $15 million bid for the rights to the franchise has seen them designated the “stalking horse” bidder by the bankrupt Halcyon Group.

It’s 2018: Battle-weary members of the human resistance are rising up against killer machines, desperate to claw back the arid, devestated nuclear wasteland that used to be (fanfare!) the U.S. of goddamn A. Why on earth they’re actually that bothered about fighting for some half-yard of radioactive cinder is anyone’s guess. Everyone’ll be living on Jupiter in 2018.