Dear God.

Batman drops the cowl and the growl.

Best for Bullshit! You heard it here first, folks.

Bale in talks over appearing as the lead villain in Spike Lee’s remake of the South Korean thriller.

Think Cast Away but with a wheelie bin replacing Wilson.

DON’T DO A CHRISTIAN BALE, Jase, nobody needs that.

This summer, you can hardly move for superhero films – and Green Lantern aside, we’ve seen most of the stars before. All the classic heroes have had a fair few outings with different faces by now, and if there’s one thing we hate about competition it’s not knowing who’s the WINNER. Feel like arbitrarily deciding whether Michael Keaton’s better at being grumpy than Christian Bale? Good.

Africa United is an uplifting and critically acclaimed film about a bunch of kids in Africa who will do just about anything to play in the World Cup. It would put a smile on even Christian Bale’s face… and we have 3 DVDs to give away! Competition ends 10 March 2011

Michael Mann’s expertly crafted tale of Depression-era gangster John Dillinger’s final exploits looks good on paper, with standout performances from Johnny Depp and Christian Bale. But it fails to get to the heart of one of America’s craftiest criminals.

PLEASE GET MARRIED