After a week of THIS QUITE DULL PHOTO and THIS QUITE DULL POSTER and probably some OTHER STUFF AS WELL, the first teaser trailer for Anchorman sequel The Legend Continues has inevitably made it online via some sneaky bastard with a cameraphone.

We’re mostly interested in the fact that our brilliant missing leg theories have been debunked – the real leg thief was just Perspective, that raddled old whore. But hey, who are we to complain when some highly-paid actors are making the same two jokes they made eight years ago? Those jokes, for the record, are ‘Ron, Brian and Champ deliver overblown one-liners’ and ‘Brick is disabled’. Here, just watch it:

[EDIT: there’s a proper online version now, so we’ve put that up instead.]

We’re writing this news story from a hot tub full of who-gives-a-shit. Hey, Will Ferrell? Ain’t that an old-fashioned shot to the nutsack?

What will it take to get us excited about Anchorman 2? Let us know below!