Action Film Reviews
Featured Action Film Review
Thor is back, and the God of Thunder’s got a new gang. Lady Sif and the Warriors Three are still about, but (courtesy of the increasingly confused Marvel Cinematic Universe) Thor’s now attended by some new celestial hangers-on. Say hello to the Muse of Stilted Dialogue, the Sibyl of Utterly Predictable Action Sequences and the Demon of Irrelevant Villains, coming together to make a film so grotesquely misshapen that it’ll actually make you look forward to all the plagiarised bits. Sort of.
Bruce Dern, Bob Odenkirk, Will Forte, Stacy Keach, Devin Ratray
Sylvester Stallone, Sam Neill, Vincent D'Onofrio, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jim Caviezel
Sandra Bullock, Melissa McCarthy, Kaitlin Olson, Taran Killam
Kevin Vaz, Sebastian Hegmar, John Ortiz, Yannick Diakité, Anas Abdirahman