Luke Evans

The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug is a horrendous mishmash of CGI-dependent action sequences and poorly-paced unconvincing drama; but rather like a dwarf in a river-borne barrel, it bobs along rather nicely. Also like a dwarf, it carries quite a lot of extra flab around the middle, but its unassailable charisma and magnificent facial hair…

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The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug gets an abysmal first trailer

Make some effort, Pete.

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The Crow flies once more with boyo Luke Evans

People once believed that when someone dies, a crow carries their soul to the land of remakes. Welcome to that land

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Fast & Furious 6 claims it has a plot

La la la isn’t Dwayne Johnson just amazing.

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The Hobbit: There and Back Again releases first image

Legolas is back! At Lego-last…

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Vin Diesel drops some boring photos of Fast and Furious 6

Heeey look it’s Jordana Brewster! What’s she been up to lately? Sod all? What a shock!

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Luke Evans confirmed as Fast 6 villain

ZOOMY ZOOMY SHOOTY SHOOTY

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Luke Evans could be Fast & Furious 6 antagonist

Except the writers don’t know the word ‘antagonist’, so let’s just say BADDIE

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The Raven

With the last days of Edgar Allen Poe proving an enduring mystery, James McTeigue poses an account of the poet’s final days that sees him investigating a spate of murders based on his previous works. Drawing a mixed response from critics, we can at least rest assured that it couldn’t possibly be any worse than his 2009 effort, Ninja Assassin. Right? RIGHT?

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Kristin Scott Thomas joins Nicolas Winding Refn’s Only God Forgives

He made her an offer she coul- sorry, we’ll get our coats.

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