A fiery horse with the speed of light, a cloud of dust, and a hearty “Hi-ho, I’m a massive racist!”, Johnny Depp!

Matt Damon’s new role in Elysium = Jason Bourne + aliens – crippling amnesia. Sounds DELIGHTFUL.

Not exactly breaking the stereotype are we, Mulder?

Messy, ridiculous, violent, naked and generally speaking more than a bit on fire, Drive Angry 3D is deep-fried cinema at its most deliciously insane. It never comes close to touching the knowing cool of a Tarantino or Rodriguez feature, but this adrenaline shot of pure grindhouse indulgence is stupidly satisfying all the same. Dead-Man-Revenging Nic Cage is acted off the screen by his excellent supporting cast, but to be honest, when he’s smoking, shagging, killing and growling ALL AT THE SAME TIME it’s difficult to care.