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10 reasons Disney are unspeakably evil

10 reasons Disney are unspeakably evil

...And we don't mean because of that unfortunate Brother Bear episode. The Disney Corporation are famously careful for keeping their secrets firmly to their brightly coloured, endlessly cheery chests, and it's time we all knew a little more about their dastardly working habits. No wonder their villains are so convincing...

As a man who used to work part-time at a cinema, I have as good a reason to hate Disney as much as anyone. Every time one of Walt “hey, freeze me once I’m dead, kewl?” Disney’s movies got released I would witness a steady, endless stream of screeching, messy, unruly little children hyped up on sugar turn a cinema screen into their own personal playground and my own private hell. The fact is, Disney have laid claim to generations of kids – as teacher, entertainer, ruler and spiritual guide – and we never really batted an eyelid about it. Whatever keeps them off the whiskey, right? The thing is, once you scratch off the smiley surface of Mickey Mouse and his alarmingly un-trousered friends, the ugliness beneath it all is difficult to ignore. Behold the truth of Walt et al, and bring that whiskey we talked about. You and your kids are gonna need it.

1. They Love Subliminal Messages

If you thought Tyler Durden splicing in a frame of an erect penis into a children’s animated movie was far-fetched, think again. There has been so much sexual imagery weaved into Disney’s back catalogue from The Little Mermaid’s “dildo” under-the-sea tower; to Sex written in the stars above Simba in The Lion King; to Jessica Rabbit’s lady garden being Marilyn Monroe’d; it could be argued that most of the Disney animators, or perhaps at least a select few, really are a bunch of dirty old pervs. There is also the subliminal messages woven into their films that suggest Disney’s leanings towards Satanic iconography and certain, shall we say, racial stereotypes and prejudices towards black people and Jews, most recently parodied by Family Guy. See Dumbo’s backwards speaking crows as an example of the worst kind of stereotyping and Donald Duck in a cartoon where he so sweetly portrays life as a Nazi.

2. They Want To Take Over The (Whole New) World

Disney is one of the largest corporations in the world, generating billions of dollars in revenue every year from their surplus of television programming, cinematic ventures, merchandising, music, board games, toys, food brands, clothing lines and promotions. Mickey Mouse’s face stares out at you from every conceivable dark corner on this planet, and their team of lawyers are famous for coming after anyone – and we include Florida Day Care Centres on this list – who they think might mess with their globe-crushingly-powerful brand. Endlessly plowing the public domain for ideas before building iron-clad fences around characters that were originally free for anyone to enjoy (Pocahonus, Peter Pan, Hercules, the list goes on…), Disney send out their message loud and clear – Do Not Mess With The Mouse. With their entire net worth, Disney could be easily classified as its own small country. I dread the day they decide to start developing their own nuclear weapons program. Mickey M’s logo along the side of a missile. Trust me, it’ll happen.

3. They Decide Who Gets Famous

Entire careers originated and were moulded in The Mickey Mouse Mafia – sorry, Club – from Justin Timberlake, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Kerri Russell, Justin Bieber and most bizarrely of all, Ryan Gosling. Add the honorary Disney movie débuts of Lindsay Lohan, Zac Efron, Miley Cyrus, and it becomes clear; they’re creating an army of celebrities with ties to their organisation. It’s like the Mafia. Only worse. These celebrities are initially praised and worshipped as excellent role models that instil a sense of virginal Christian values into their public personas. But of course, they are just personas perpetuated by a need to make money. Lots of it. And that pressure inevitably drives these Mickey Mouse club idols to go off the rails in an orgy of drugs, scandal, sex and self-destruction. They can’t all turn out like Kurt Russell now can they?

4. Making Money From Films Isn’t Enough For Them

Ah, Disneyland . I was forced to go there when I was seven years old and I hated every terrifying, plastic minute of it. Yet families flock to this artificial, dreadful excuse for a Magical Experience every year, simply so that Disney merchandise can be flogged to maximum potential. It’s like taking a visit to a Pagan festival that somehow got some serious funding behind it. Only significantly less fun than that.

5. A rival company? They’ll eat you.

Disney found the future of the box office in the talents of a studio called Pixar, and decided that they wanted it. And what the mouse wants, he get. Partnering for the Toy Story trilogy in 1995 under assurances that the small studio would still stand alone, ten years on we were hearing the inevitable news that Disney had bought Pixar out completely. Not only did this underline that fact that Disney have no partners -only victims, it meant that we experienced the steady decline of traditional 2D animation, in almost all mediums. Some say it was a revolution, others say it was the permanent abandonment of true hand-drawn artistry; whatever your POV, it’s fair to say that whatever developments come along next, Disney will make damn sure they’ve got a solid grip round its neck.

6. High School Musical 1, 2 and 3.

To some, it’s a “family friendly trilogy”, to others it’s “proof that there cannot be a God.”

7. They traumatised us forever with their damn beautiful tragedies

Bambi’s Mum! Dumbo’s Mum! Simba’s Dad! The terrifying donkey-boy! Why hurt us so, Disney? Why? Do the tears of innocent children continue to keep Walt’s body in cryogenic stasis?

8. They pretend we don’t have to be beautiful even though that’s a lie

Let us recall Beauty and the Beast. Sure, Belle falls in love with a massive… bear? Wolf bear? Some sort of creature, anyway, and hooray, it doesn’t matter what he looks like, spell is broken! Except then he turns into a prince. And that’s, quite obviously, a hell of a lot better. Also, it doesn’t have any slightly nasty tinges of bestiality (step up The Little Mermaid). Can you think of a Disney heroine who doesn’t encourage poor young girls to fall onto broken glass in desirability-based despair? No. Us neither.

9. They are on-going supporters of the horrible 3D format

Meaning that every painful three-dimensional second of their new releases will be impossible to hide from, no matter what universe you’re living in.

10. Do they… love Satan?

Rumour has it that Walt Disney’s signature itself is a sign of his dedication to all that is unholy. It appears to mark the symbol of three sixes on each of the whirl shaped letters– 666. The mark of the Beast. Coincidence? We think not…

So, unscrupulous in business, morally bankrupt, sexually depraved, (probably) Satanic in motive and purpose, Disney crush their competition and silence their opposition. They do not tolerate resistance and they take no prisoners. They encourage children to follow in the examples of Shave Me Bald Britney and Gonna Get Dirty Christina. And dammit their songs are catchy. What hope do we have, world? We’re waiting for the day Walt wakes up – he’s going to have a lot to answer for.


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  1. Your wrong. Walt Disney turned that kid in pinoccio because he’s teaching kids not to be a jackass. Also, those movies like the little mermaid, lion king and all those racist and sexual things were the company. Disney died in 1966, his movie he last finished making was The sword in the stone. The parts in stories like dumbo, and bambii are suppose to make u feel better. He’s showing u, u might think u have the worst life, but look at bambii, his Mom got shot by a gun. Loosing ur Mom is worst then what, breaking up with a girl friend/boy friend. Walt Disney was a great person, during World War 1, he helped out by joining the red cross. Don’t blame Walt Disney, he has nothing to do with this stuff.

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    • Before you opened your Dumb Ass mouth why didn’t you research more on Disney’s Satanic massages and toys on Youtube! Did you know that WD is a 33nd degree of Mason? And what did you anyway the difference between 32nd and 33rd degree? The blogger of this page is a REALLY SMART person to view the whole things as it is NOT appropriate to be presented to children! I NEVER heard anybody or any kids who watch Bambi’s mom said they feel better & that’s why you dumb ass said “SUPPOSED” cz you knew damn well that ‘s NOT the reality! You’re SO DUMB that you view the early traumatic emotional pain as how the adult would review it & what the reasons behind it! Who gave a SHIT why they died?! THEY DIED & CHILDREN GOT TRAUMATIZED!!! Did you liked it when you watch a killing scene when you’re 5 yrs old Dumb Ass? I bet you’re gonna let your child watch a Disney version’s of a Texas Chainshaw even when they just barely speaking! Now did you also think that Paul J. Getty was a nice person just bcz he donated a billion dollar worth of art museum? Same goes with the Fake Red Cross cover up! Just like ALLL the Luciferians do!!!!!!

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    • Can I blame him for his support of the Nazis in the 1930s?

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  2. why did they screw star wars up why even i was taken out dam disney

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  3. why is it dat de disney actors/actressess act very nice,does gd stuff & encourage 2 do gd stuff if u say dat dey r unspeakably evil?

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    • bcz your brain is “whatever” to! In fact Retarded as Hell!!! Didn’t the author told us already that they HAD TO presented those stars that way to the public? Now if you’re a blind person I would understand cz you couldn’t see their behavior but if you could see it ask yourself a question: did you enjoying a crack addict performances by touching their genitalia on the stage & you would watch that as Your children made them as a “Role Model” so your daughter can follow that kind of dance like that Milley’s move as she’s wearing her tight short with no panty plus touching it to if front of a male adults?!

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    • Can you learn to type in English before you use a computer again? I don’t care if you’re ten or thirty, that type of English is just unacceptable and I’m pretty sure you dropped my 150 IQ by about 50 points just by reading that.

      Also you are an idiot for not getting the hints of sarcasm in the article as well.

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  4. I don’t know if every thing in the above writing is true, but I’m glad some one wrote this; it’s about time some one stood up against all the magic/lust/immoral movies, etc. May God bless the person(s) who wrote this.
    Ephesians 5:11, “And HAVE NO FELLOWSHIP WITH THE UNFRUITFUL WORKS OF DARKNESS, but RATHER REPROVE THEM.” (KJV, Emphasis mine)

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  5. i never knew that

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  6. This is all bullshit yeah it may have these bad things in it but I truly believe that walts signature is a coincidence when I was little use to write with swirlys like his and I never knew how he signed his name I can’t believe you people believe this omg

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  7. If you look closely at the picture in this article of the Rescuers you can see a nude woman in the window in the background.

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  8. Don’t you think your going over bourd? Disney is a corporation that do things to make money. And quit frankly and I can promise that they make more money then you. So I would say their doing pretty good. What the stars do is their decision. I love every movie and t.v. Show they have ever made. I hope one day that they do own every thing such as cinema,or such things related.

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  9. Okey…. Some if these things sound like the could possibly be true, but I don’t get how people could think there is no God because of high school musical!?? Like huh? They sing and dance a lot…. Kind of irritating, but how do you make that conclusion!? Sure wizardry and magic is wrong and in some ways satanic, but children of God know that its wrong and won’t worship it and the bible clearly states that something that you worship is satanic because its not God or Jesus. And its not harmfull for children to have a imagination, as long as they have Jesus in their hearts and don’t worship disney I don’t see the problem. Marilynn , a mother of 2. Thanks for your sight of disney, love me or hate me, but god bless your thoughts.

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  10. First off, you are illiterate as hell. Secondly, it seems all the negativity you pull from Disney derives specifically from your job at the cinema. NOT pure fact. Thirdly, you don’t even have solid sources to back up your theories. In conclusion you seem to be a negative little shit with nothing better to do than to bitch about your bad day at work. Next time you want to write an article, don’t make an ass of yourself. And lastly, Walt’s not corrupting children, what you allow them to do is. So quit blaming others and take account of your own actions. Let a man rest in peace, who gives a shit if he worships Satan or not.

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  11. 2 words. Hannah Montana. Smh

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  12. You know what’s the worst thing? They’re above the law. They can bend and bribe their way out of any legal issue. Activision were smart for not taking action on Disney reverse engineering and stealing the entire concept of their game. If they had, Disney probably would have made up some way to sue Activision out of all of their money. It doesn’t even have to be a valid reason for Disney.

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  13. satan is good, satan is our friend… this all bullshit like it, or love it!!!!!!!!

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  14. the kids arent complaining, only the adults.. thats what happens when ur soooo bored with ur lame life that u havta try and rot everything else and ruin everyone elses party.. the kids are not complaining…what they don’t know, wont hurt them..

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  15. uhh stop hating on Disney, its for innocent kids not overzealous adults

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  16. Walt didn’t write the little mermaid, beauty and the bea st, Pinocchio, and etc. They are extremely old books. He just altered them to a kid friendly story. if you think his version is sinister you should really read the originals

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  17. You were abused as a child and it’s ok to let it out. PS: do some research your facts are all wrong.

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  18. I don’t say that disney is evil! Their movies are teaching us lessons. The devil’s number 666? Even though it is written on their disney logo? They really did not mean that! If you still don’t believe, why is disney so famous? I REALLY SUPPORT DISNEY. :) PS- when i was a kid, i always watch disney movies, they are really great! They taught me to follow my dreams, believe that nothing is impossible! Why is disney evil if they make children happy?

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